A panda in a cafe

Vocabulary:

to order — заказать
to draw a gun — вытащить ружьё
to fire — стрелять, a shot — выстрел
confused — ошеломлённый, в замешательстве
make towards the exit — направиться к выходу
to produce — to show
badly punctuated — с неверно расставленными знаками препинания
manual — зд. руководство (как себя вести)
toss — зд. размахивать, трясти
shoot — побег (растения)
a leaf — leaves

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
«Why?» asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. «I’m a panda,» he says, at the door. «Look it up.» The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation…

«Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.»

(From the Internet)