What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarassed zebra.
What clothes does a house wear?
Why do birds fly south in winter?
It’s too far to walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the bird cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What is a bird after it is 5 years old?
Six years old.
What has lots of eyes but never sees?
What is always in bed but never sleeps?
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
Where were lemons first found?
In a tree.
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