Рубрика: Fun

Pussycat and Good Queen Bess

Number 10, Downing Street and Windsor Castle. What do these two places have in common? I’ll tell you. Have you got a cat at home? The one that only sleeps, eats and bothers you at night demanding your «sleepy» attention? Making circles around the flat  probably pretending she is an elephant waking you up? I

Stupid thing

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they had to do was to put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoot back in. So the husband went back inside to chase it out. The wife, not wanting it known that

Never argue with a woman

One morning the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Песенка забавного бегемотика «The Lion Sleeps Tonight» из диснеевского мультфильма «The Lion King». Dancing dog Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh. Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh. In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight. Near the

Time for fun: riddles

What is black and white and pink all over? An embarassed zebra. What clothes does a house wear? Address. Why do birds fly south in winter? It’s too far to walk. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the bird cross the road? It was the chicken’s