Метка: jokes

*** TEACHER: Emma, go to the map and find North America. EMMA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Emma *** TEACHER: Joe, why are you doing your math multi-plication on the floor? JOE: You told me to do it without using tables. *** TEACHER: Margie, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

The groom A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding* down Main Street. «But, officer,» the man began, «I can explain». «Just be quiet,» snapped the officer. «I’m going to let you cool your heels* in jail until the chief gets back.» «But, officer, I just wanted to say…» «And